Thursday, December 30, 2010

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Anche Se L'esistenza M'avvelena

Post number 100 Santa


In my post number 100, I will interview the fat man who never takes off her red suit, white beard is not shaving, not wear a tie is famous all Decembers, do not use hair dye, all children love him until they reach 12, you Papa Noel:

- How is Santa Claus?

Well, trying to diet but I like big
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- That is interesting as you diet, jog, go to the gym?
Try
all my dear Dani, I diet, fitness take all the diet shakes etc ... Free igloos to Eskimos did and also went to distribute gifts without using my sleigh pulled by reindeer all ... but I know how I see ... very fuertecito
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- I guess should be a problem to be so big to enter the stacks with those rolls of more ...

So yeah, I was once locked, stuck in the middle of the fire .... I had to use my superpowers and throw me out a fart powered supersonic as gooseneck and continue giving gifts to other home
Merry Christmas jojo jojo happy Christmas.

- And what did you do with the gifts of the house?

.... I put a note
"No more gifts if you do not enlarge the chimney for Santa Claus"
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- So Santa Claus does when he has to work for Santa Claus?


I see TV
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- See TV?

If I see TV
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- What programs do you see? Mexican Telenovelas


jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- lol .... Which is your favorite food and drink?

as hamburgers, tacos and much spicy and drink lots of coca cola
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- But ... and diet?

try to diet but I can not resist the
hamburgers, tacos and Coca cocolo
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- So why try to diet if you do not actually want to do? I

diet to keep me fired from my job
the crisis is fucking ... no work ... Jojo jojo
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- I require a diet then ...

If I give bad image to children
jojo jojo happy Merry Christmas

Christmas - But the children love you so fat as you?

If I know but it is now fashionable to be skinny junkie style, shortie
with yuppie hairstyle or emo style fuchsia
teñidito jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- Really?

If true even want me to shave my hair cut
and has an athletic body, all to no
a hippie look, but a jonas brothers .. Jojo jojo
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?


They're fags jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- You have fear jajaja fired from your job, and if it will
that would work?

If I have fear to be fired from my job if I get fired
... would not do what he did as a young

jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

that made young?

reponedor He worked in a super
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- did not study something besides that?

was not only a super
reponedor neighborhood market ...
until I got older I went to the North Pole
... the other story ....
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- enter any adult asking you things?
Yes, yes, if only children I write ...
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
"Seriously ... which is the one you ask?
I asked around but usually
are men who ask me
girls and beer ...
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
-Wauuuu .... only girls and beer?
ahh and the play station ...
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

"Girls, beer and play station ...
For girls alone, some cold and play station
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
- Interesting ... well so is the final
any song requests youtube for the crash ...

Aeroplane The Red Hot Chili Peppers

- ok ... Red hot or
so here is the Red hot airplane .....

- Chau Papa Noel!

- Chau Daniel
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- Merry Christmas Santa Claus Merry Christmas

Daniel
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

You do not know that anything other than
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas?


not jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas














Sunday, December 12, 2010

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interviewing Interviewing God Poem


- Today I dormingo to interview the chief of chiefs, the supreme being who never shave hairy, does not wear a tie, just a few coats and then nothing ... the jefito of humanity very true for some other mythology with you "God":

- Hello God thanks for letting interview you as you go, how you feel?

Hi Dani, I saw that nobody throws ball to be interviewed so I came in person ... never mind, my specialty is service and on the other side tell you a bit cold here ...

No shit ... God did not know caught a cold ....

For if a son, I'm very busy with you humans, and sometimes here and there and I was cold continental climate changing all the time ....

- Ok .... It's very stressful understand God?, Is a hard job? ever thought of giving up your job?

'll see how I am God I have super powers and do not stress but sometimes you see humans get stressed I stressed to me too. It is not unusual for me with a headache from time to time I take a couple of aspirin. I also once raised resign but be God's work .... and as with any ups and downs since. On the other side is God is hard work but you will see in all just a matter of vocation, profession because if God would not for example ... another thing ... gardener, security guard, banker etc.

- Interesting supreme being .... and tell me one thing you did? Well

anatomically am pure energy, good light, I am made of micro-cosmic
powerful .... something like the Jedi and energy emanating ... as you have seen in the movies of star wars

- Who created you?, who created your particles?

Well look I'm the uncreated creator.

- Did you have children? or is it just that overnight you father figure dressed in white beard and white hair ? did you dad or mom?

The truth as I remember it was just like that, I do not remember if I had children,
is a mystery even to myself, I do not remember if I had daddy or mommy. I was always independent, wise, sabeloto, single, everlasting and omnipotent superpower.

- Wuaa, and tell God you do in your spare time?

game cards with San Pedro

- you have a pet?

Well, yes, I have a couple of poodles blanquitos to the pearly gates and St. Peter
cares for me

- Sorry God but you do not believe that two poodles are rather small and sissies to guard the gates of heaven?

For my son looks can be deceiving appearances can be deceiving ...

- I mean .....

words dear child, that small poodles, are equipped with lazer eyes and throw fire like dragons achieving its objectives infinite distances with the power to remove them more dangerous they are ...

- Ok got it ... a kind of Rambo poodles ...

- When you play cards with San Pedro ... to play?

Look at the beginning we played poker, but after the matches finished well
fighting each chose to play alone but together at the same table.

- Interesting ... and powerful friend tell me that you get along with San Pedro?

I get along just to hang around with the play station ... which I
to confiscate for a while

- Wauuuu and play games?



Pacman - Play Pacman San Pedro?

Yes, only plays Pacmam

- never played anything else?

not never played anything other than Pacman, since the atari went to play x-box, etc ...
only plays pacman
- Boring no? Yes



boring - and tell me God it feels to be so famous and have people for and against?

Well, nobody is saying gold coin with two faces, I can not be liked
everyone and if the Lord said to him in red who lives in the basement ....

- Ah yes ok, Don Sata ... and what is your favorite color?

The general White and pastel shades

- has white hair and white beard, do not cut them by snob or convenience?

The truth is that once I shave the hair and snuff me but I have zero energy so I instantly grew back, so I just leave it like long beards and locks together for convenience.

- you snob?



A little - a bit like you say that?

is that I am head and I have to be a little snob you know ...

- No, I do not give me an example

fresh from appearing on cathedral churches, Bibles prints, posters, t-shirts, prayers, etc. TV channels. I'm famous is something that I can not help ....

- Ah ok now if I understand, what is the best invention of man?

The Coca Cola

- Seriously, oh my God ... God will surprise me ...

if not surprised ... Coca Cola is very sensitive, I have bubbles on the palate industrial quantities in the sky, and the Pacman, that if there were no pacman San Pedro had left work for a long time .... You know
many years working on duty at the gates of heaven to anyone bored ...

If insurance must be boring and pacman Coke ..... then you smoke or drink?

The truth is that I smoked and did not like but occasionally took a glass of wine

- What's your favorite angel?



Gabriel - And why?

I do not know .. I have a great sense of humor makes me laugh a lot

and you well know ... the smile is life ... Once I asked him to view the angels with something new and brought me to the Victoria Secrets models ... you had seen the San Pedro as was
in red. Pursued all models across the sky to dress with the two poodles in front amenzantes sighing and threatening to fire its laser eyes if not angelic girls put on their coats to cover your lingerie Gabriel jajajaja this is a case ...


- Wuaaa, angels of victory in heaven, I wanted to be there .... well almost the latest, God you eat, when not making coke or
another glass of wine?

Good question, I cosmic bone meal feed of Milky Ways, the occasional black hole

- and eat asteroid or meteorite? Jajaja

my little son asteroids and meteorites are like breadcrumbs for me.

- and that's with galaxies?

As olives ....

- Jajajjaa ... God damn you are a cool guy with a sense of humor
now tell me there life on other planets?, Is that we are
the only creatures that you created?

Well really to put it in a way .... I'm like the internet, and the universe is like the internet. There are places which only I know them and you only know a fraction of what is infinitely larger than the universe, and there are beings who do not know.

- I nteresante God, a taste having shared a heavenly this talk with you and let you
that is you have a busy schedule

If Dani and old man with white beard and white hair, I have many things to do ....

- If you leave before the coming of another deity will take your job, or any other super hero like batman or superman want to save mankind from its misery ...

batman Hahaha dear friend is a fag, in any case I'll take that if superman is a hero who, if entrusted ....

- Haha ok ... Before I forget to ask for a theme to hang on this blog ....



Ok let me think - ok

- already?? Noooo

- already??

nooo (after 10 minutes)
- already?? Noooo or siiii

if I have it tell me baby Red Hot Chili Peppers you think?

- Ok said and done at the request of God tell me baby of chilli

- Bye Bye God


Dani - Merry Christmas, God
Merry Christmas Dani
- Happy New Year God
Happy New Year Dani




Madrid

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real old and always ....
Madrid's new Barajas metro and playing with a deck
Madrid holy whimsically nostalgic but never anything or anyone from Madrid
artistically aristocratic Aristotelian
Madrid putimaniática always indifferent intellectual and theatrical
Madrid Madrid Madrid and only Madrid

of the unemployed, sitting, and who are neither stand nor sit ...
are only a little overwhelmed
Madrid of fleeting encounters and long waiting
Madrid eating pears of the lost are never found or
Madrid gives up the ass with nostalgia the beautiful
Madrid Madrid
loves the beautiful Madrid
broken love the beautiful hearts
Madrid bulls and vices of fornication
Madrid Melendi and Mecano the Retiro Park Madrid
of fate never happened and his rough
Madrid Almodovar and Penelope
Madrid beautiful telecine your TV, your big brother and his series

gossip politely immortal

saw Santiago Segura Gran Via
And the holy junkie telling me;
Santiago Segura I saw here on the Gran Via
While watching the Dog Andaluz Lorca and Dalí

talking to Dani Dani La Paz Santa Cruz

Oran Salta
Dani Dani Dani Quillacollo

Tarija Cochabamba
Dani Dani Dani Madrid

Auvergne Puy de Dome
Dani Dani Dani Paris

Algeciras Barcelona
Dani Dani Gibraltar

Dani Dani bread with cheese
Locoamante poet
his universe

Dani Dani montropo allegro D minor opus 5 mayeriana

Dani Dani Domenico Zippoli Modigliani
Dani California


Saturday, November 27, 2010

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Friday, March 26, 2010

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TREASURE HUNT. FEDERICO GARCIA LORCA Dark Night



INTRODUCTION


Our treasure hunt is aimed at a well-known twentieth century writer: Federico García Lorca. And precisely because it is a well known author and part of a literary generation very large and prolific, it is easy to know your name and do not know much or his life or his work. So our treasure hunt intends to help you place the author correctly in our literary history and to know a little of their work. To start you must answer 15 general questions that we propose. When you have solved it goes to the Big Question. Do not forget that in the Resources section you will find your sources of information. Courage and good hunting.




QUESTIONS 1. Indicates the date and place of birth and death of Federico García Lorca
2. What college did and where they made?
3. Where did you live during your stay in Madrid?
4. Which writers and artists he met during his stay in Madrid.
5. What was the literary group to which he belonged Federico García Lorca? Why?
6. Appointment of members of the group to which it belongs.
7. What was the theater company he co-directed?
8. What countries visited between 1929 and 1935?
9. What literary works written during his travels?
10. How many literary genres cultivated Federico García Lorca.
11. How many stages are often divided his literary output?
12. Quote the most representative works of each stage sort them by genre.
13. Indicates three salient features of his poetry.
14. Apparent from the titles of works, if possible, the type of metrics used by the author.
15. Indicates, in relation to the previous question, when they began to be used in English literature identified metric forms. GREAT

QUESTION

now know much of Lorca and his work so we will try to combine some of the information you've discovered writing an original text in which to answer the following question:

Why is a poet Lorca so original and what features would you highlight of the two poetic works of his that involved a poetic revolution in relation to the old style?
includes a poem chosen by each work mentioned yourself.



RESOURCES

http://comunidad-escolar.pntic.mec.es/documentos/lorca/lorca1.html
http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federico_Garc% C3% ADa_Lorca
http://elmundoenverso.blogspot.com/2007/12/romancero-gitano-federico-garca -lorca.html
http://www.tinet.cat/ ~ picl/libros/glorca/gl002600.htm


ASSESSMENT GUIDELINES

The student must submit work in Word document, Times New Roman 12. Will be taken into account the presentation of the document should include a picture of the author and one of the pictures he made.
The evaluation will be:
The correct answer to questions 5 points. The development of the text developing the Big Question 5 points. Will be given for originality of the text.


TEACHING GUIDE

This treasure hunt is designed for grades 4 º ESO and 2 º Bachillerato.
The estimated duration will be three class sessions and is designed to have students develop individually. The degree of depth in the final work will depend on the group that performed. CREDITS




Sources:

http://www.images.google.es/

http://www.es.wikipedia.org/

http://comunidad-escolar.pntic.es/

http:/ / elmundoenverso.blogspot.com /

http://www.tinet.cat/


Sunday, March 14, 2010

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San Juan de la Cruz

Read and listen simultaneously the following poem by San Juan de la Cruz. To begin with we will try to enjoy the beauty of the poem. Further work on the text.

Dark Night

On a dark night,
forward, Kindled in love
oh, happy chance!,
went unnoticed
My house being now at rest.

In darkness and secure,
disguised by the secret ladder,
Oh, happy chance!,
darkness and in concealment,
My house being now at rest.
In the happy night
in secret, when none saw me,
Nor I beheld aught,
Without light or guide
but which burned in my heart.

Aquesta guided me
truer than the midday light,
where I expected
whom I knew well,
place where none appeared.

Oh night that guided me
O night more lovely than the dawn!
Oh night that joined Beloved with
loved, loved
transformed in the Beloved!

Upon my flowering breast
wholly for himself only kept,
fell asleep there,
and I caressed him,
and the fanning of the cedars made a breeze.

air from the turret
when I parted his locks
with
gentle hand on my neck hurt
and all my senses suspended.

I remained and olvidéme,
face I reclined on the Beloved
stopped everything and let me,
leaving my care
forgotten among the lilies .


Friday, March 12, 2010

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ELEGY OF MIGUEL HERNANDEZ



This year marks 100 years of the birth of Miguel Hernández. And even in our program of 1 Bachelor did not get to the twentieth-century poetry, this poem that you are listening and with which, no doubt you're going to move, contains some elements that can relate to what seen so far. Think about how you could relate from the viewpoint of thematic, stylistic and even metric with medieval and Renaissance literature so far we have seen.

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Sonnet of the Sweet complaint, Federico García Lorca

The sonnet is a verse of Italian origin that was first used in Spain in the fifteenth century until the sixteenth century but did not adapt to our language successfully. Since then it has continued to use and here is an example of the twentieth century, the author Federico García Lorca. After listening and enjoy the poem, reflects and comments on the following aspects:
  1. What metric differences observed in relation to the sonnets views.
  2. What thematic overlap between FGLorca and Garcilaso.
  3. analyzes three metaphors and explains their meaning.

Sonnet of the Sweet Complaint

I have fear of losing the wonder

statue of your eyes and accent
at night puts me on the cheek
the solitary rose of your breath.

I have pain of being on this side
branchless trunk, and whatever else I feel
is having no flower, pulp, or clay
for the worm of my suffering.

If you are my hidden treasure,
if you are my cross, my dampened pain,
if I am the dog of your lordship,

not let me lose what I gained
and decorate your river waters
with leaves of my estranged Autumn.



Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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THE DOG IN THE MANGER

Here's a snippet of a play by Lope de Vega that we will work in class:
The dog in the manger. The fragment belongs to the end of Act I (lines 1011-1185). will help you better understand the text should read soon and let you enjoy a movie version of a classic golden age. The author of this release, Pilar Miró, has fully complied the original text. It is advisable to read the excerpt of the book before seeing the video to understand it better. And you will enjoy much more than if you repeat fragemento both reading and viewing twice. Then you have to approach the whole work. Hope you like it and have a good time with it.


Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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WEB RESOURCES ACTIVITY

Level: English Language and Literature BA 1,

Objective: Remember and practice the basic contents of medieval English metrics to help high school students of 1 to develop one aspect of literary commentary.

Methodology:

ACTIVITIES REQUIRED TO DEVELOP THE STUDENT

1) Read the poem below mentioned.
2) Search for the underlined words in the text as well as all those that students do not understand.
3) Search for the following metric concepts: assonance and rhyme consonant sinalefa, verses major and minor art, poem, verse and strophic poem.
4) Metric analysis of the verses.
5) Scheme of rhyme.
6) Identification of the stanza
7) Writing a short comment metrical poem which include the following information: number of lines of the poem, as the latter syllable, rhyme scheme and type of rhyme. Finally, it should indicate how the name given to this type of composition metrics. EVALUATION



The student must answer all mandatory questions in a Word document (Times New Roman, 12). The deadline is one week after publication. The deepening s activities also will be judged and taken into account in assessing the student.


MORE ACTIVITIES

1) Listening to the text in the address.
2) Summary of the contents of the text.
3) Identify what genre and era is the text and classify them in response to the traditional classification.


web resources to be used by students

1) Check the following dictionaries:

http://buscon.rae.es/draeI/

2 ) Consultation metric terms

http://www.auladeletras.net/material/herra.pdf

http://recursos.cnice.mec.es/lengua/enciclopaedia/index.html

http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia : Home

MORE ACTIVITIES

3) Listening to the text:

http://antologiapoeticamultimedia.blogspot.com/2006/08/romance-del-prisionero.html

4) Theory on the ballads

http://roble.cnice.mecd.es/ ~ msanto1/lengua/1romance.htm

TEXT: PRISONER'S ROMANCE (Anonymous)

That in May, was at m to I

when heat makes

c hen wheat ripens

and the fields are in bloom

when the lark sings

and responds the nightingale

c hen lovers

will serve to love

sad and wretched, but I

I live in this prison

that I do not know when it is day

or when the nights are

but by a bird

I sang at dawn

matómela an archer

give God reward bad

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WEB ACTIVITIES RESOURCES ASSESSMENT SHEET

Dear comrades, here I leave my appraisal form of blogs. After looking pretty, I selected the blog language teacher because I found very interesting your Books Interactive Media (LIM). I invite you to take a look. In his books, of course.

sheet valuation posts
· Author (s) Manuel Guerrero
· Location geographical IES Sierra Almenara, new Guadiario Village (Cádiz-Spain
Blog • Type material (books interactive multimedia) URL http://elblogdelprofesordelengua.blogspot.com/

·

Criteria Objectives

Blog:

offers clear, accurate and complete information about the objectives of the blog.

grammar and spelling

The grammar and spelling are almost always correct.

Frequency of

published irregularly. Some periods frequently, others without


Number of hyperlinks

Included are a significant number of links


hyperlinks Quality

All links are reliable and relevant sources.

Titles of articles

The titles of the papers describe very well the same

Comments on other blogs

usually offers significant comments in response to articles in the blogs of other students

comments on your blog

usually responds to comments on his blog.

visual materials and supplementary

suplemetarios includes visual elements such as tables, graphics and multimedia. The images are relevant to the topic of the blog and articles, are the right size, are of good quality and enhance the reader's interest. One goal of the blog is to provide educational materials intercactivos DCON LIM program. And this kind of material is the most prominent


deautor Rights
sources are cited properly. Only public domain including images or with the permission of their author. Grade

blog integration with the material discussed in class

The blog articles demonstrate awareness of concepts and themes in the readings and class activities.

Extension Articles

Most items have two or more paragraphs

Quality Items (Organization and coherence)

focus is maintained through the blog. Logical development of ideas.
The writing is characterized by fluidity and cohesion.


Quality Articles

All information provided is correct.

final comment

Most interesting, in my opinion, this blog is the teaching material that hangs because I have found useful, reliable and practical. This material, highlights what the author himself created, which are interactive books. The displayed at the disposal of the students are drawn with precision, reliable and attractive and pleasant aesthetics. They are easy to handle and I think that in this sense, are well suited for students. However, the theoretical support that accompanies these books will get some hits and the bottom line is that just deepens and just stops in the highlights.
On the difficulty of providing this support, very long text, interactive books only work well if the texts presented to students are short as with The Verses and Rhymes Selection GA Becquer.