- Today I dormingo to interview the chief of chiefs, the supreme being who never shave hairy, does not wear a tie, just a few coats and then nothing ... the jefito of humanity very true for some other mythology with you "God":
- Hello God thanks for letting interview you as you go, how you feel?
Hi Dani, I saw that nobody throws ball to be interviewed so I came in person ... never mind, my specialty is service and on the other side tell you a bit cold here ...
No shit ... God did not know caught a cold ....
For if a son, I'm very busy with you humans, and sometimes here and there and I was cold continental climate changing all the time ....
- Ok .... It's very stressful understand God?, Is a hard job? ever thought of giving up your job?
'll see how I am God I have super powers and do not stress but sometimes you see humans get stressed I stressed to me too. It is not unusual for me with a headache from time to time I take a couple of aspirin. I also once raised resign but be God's work .... and as with any ups and downs since. On the other side is God is hard work but you will see in all just a matter of vocation, profession because if God would not for example ... another thing ... gardener, security guard, banker etc.
- Interesting supreme being .... and tell me one thing you did? Well
anatomically am pure energy, good light, I am made of micro-cosmic
powerful .... something like the Jedi and energy emanating ... as you have seen in the movies of star wars
- Who created you?, who created your particles?
Well look I'm the uncreated creator.
- Did you have children? or is it just that overnight you father figure dressed in white beard and white hair ? did you dad or mom?
The truth as I remember it was just like that, I do not remember if I had children,
is a mystery even to myself, I do not remember if I had daddy or mommy. I was always independent, wise, sabeloto, single, everlasting and omnipotent superpower.
- Wuaa, and tell God you do in your spare time?
game cards with San Pedro
- you have a pet?
Well, yes, I have a couple of poodles blanquitos to the pearly gates and St. Peter
cares for me
- Sorry God but you do not believe that two poodles are rather small and sissies to guard the gates of heaven?
For my son looks can be deceiving appearances can be deceiving ...
- I mean .....
words dear child, that small poodles, are equipped with lazer eyes and throw fire like dragons achieving its objectives infinite distances with the power to remove them more dangerous they are ...
- Ok got it ... a kind of Rambo poodles ...
- When you play cards with San Pedro ... to play?
Look at the beginning we played poker, but after the matches finished well
fighting each chose to play alone but together at the same table.
- Interesting ... and powerful friend tell me that you get along with San Pedro?
I get along just to hang around with the play station ... which I
to confiscate for a while
- Wauuuu and play games?
Pacman - Play Pacman San Pedro?
Yes, only plays Pacmam
- never played anything else?
not never played anything other than Pacman, since the atari went to play x-box, etc ...
only plays pacman
- Boring no? Yes
boring - and tell me God it feels to be so famous and have people for and against?
Well, nobody is saying gold coin with two faces, I can not be liked
everyone and if the Lord said to him in red who lives in the basement ....
- Ah yes ok, Don Sata ... and what is your favorite color?
The general White and pastel shades
- has white hair and white beard, do not cut them by snob or convenience?
The truth is that once I shave the hair and snuff me but I have zero energy so I instantly grew back, so I just leave it like long beards and locks together for convenience.
- you snob?
A little - a bit like you say that?
is that I am head and I have to be a little snob you know ...
- No, I do not give me an example
fresh from appearing on cathedral churches, Bibles prints, posters, t-shirts, prayers, etc. TV channels. I'm famous is something that I can not help ....
- Ah ok now if I understand, what is the best invention of man?
The Coca Cola
- Seriously, oh my God ... God will surprise me ...
if not surprised ... Coca Cola is very sensitive, I have bubbles on the palate industrial quantities in the sky, and the Pacman, that if there were no pacman San Pedro had left work for a long time .... You know
many years working on duty at the gates of heaven to anyone bored ...
If insurance must be boring and pacman Coke ..... then you smoke or drink?
The truth is that I smoked and did not like but occasionally took a glass of wine
- What's your favorite angel?
Gabriel - And why?
I do not know .. I have a great sense of humor makes me laugh a lot
and you well know ... the smile is life ... Once I asked him to view the angels with something new and brought me to the Victoria Secrets models ... you had seen the San Pedro as was
in red. Pursued all models across the sky to dress with the two poodles in front amenzantes sighing and threatening to fire its laser eyes if not angelic girls put on their coats to cover your lingerie Gabriel jajajaja this is a case ...
- Wuaaa, angels of victory in heaven, I wanted to be there .... well almost the latest, God you eat, when not making coke or
another glass of wine?
Good question, I cosmic bone meal feed of Milky Ways, the occasional black hole
- and eat asteroid or meteorite? Jajaja
my little son asteroids and meteorites are like breadcrumbs for me.
- and that's with galaxies?
As olives ....
- Jajajjaa ... God damn you are a cool guy with a sense of humor
now tell me there life on other planets?, Is that we are
the only creatures that you created?
Well really to put it in a way .... I'm like the internet, and the universe is like the internet. There are places which only I know them and you only know a fraction of what is infinitely larger than the universe, and there are beings who do not know.
- I nteresante God, a taste having shared a heavenly this talk with you and let you
that is you have a busy schedule
If Dani and old man with white beard and white hair, I have many things to do ....
- If you leave before the coming of another deity will take your job, or any other super hero like batman or superman want to save mankind from its misery ...
batman Hahaha dear friend is a fag, in any case I'll take that if superman is a hero who, if entrusted ....
- Haha ok ... Before I forget to ask for a theme to hang on this blog ....
Ok let me think - ok
- already?? Noooo
- already??
nooo (after 10 minutes)
- already?? Noooo or siiii
if I have it tell me baby Red Hot Chili Peppers you think?
- Ok said and done at the request of God tell me baby of chilli
- Bye Bye God
- Hello God thanks for letting interview you as you go, how you feel?
Hi Dani, I saw that nobody throws ball to be interviewed so I came in person ... never mind, my specialty is service and on the other side tell you a bit cold here ...
No shit ... God did not know caught a cold ....
For if a son, I'm very busy with you humans, and sometimes here and there and I was cold continental climate changing all the time ....
- Ok .... It's very stressful understand God?, Is a hard job? ever thought of giving up your job?
'll see how I am God I have super powers and do not stress but sometimes you see humans get stressed I stressed to me too. It is not unusual for me with a headache from time to time I take a couple of aspirin. I also once raised resign but be God's work .... and as with any ups and downs since. On the other side is God is hard work but you will see in all just a matter of vocation, profession because if God would not for example ... another thing ... gardener, security guard, banker etc.
- Interesting supreme being .... and tell me one thing you did? Well
anatomically am pure energy, good light, I am made of micro-cosmic
powerful .... something like the Jedi and energy emanating ... as you have seen in the movies of star wars
- Who created you?, who created your particles?
Well look I'm the uncreated creator.
- Did you have children? or is it just that overnight you father figure dressed in white beard and white hair ? did you dad or mom?
The truth as I remember it was just like that, I do not remember if I had children,
is a mystery even to myself, I do not remember if I had daddy or mommy. I was always independent, wise, sabeloto, single, everlasting and omnipotent superpower.
- Wuaa, and tell God you do in your spare time?
game cards with San Pedro
- you have a pet?
Well, yes, I have a couple of poodles blanquitos to the pearly gates and St. Peter
cares for me
- Sorry God but you do not believe that two poodles are rather small and sissies to guard the gates of heaven?
For my son looks can be deceiving appearances can be deceiving ...
- I mean .....
words dear child, that small poodles, are equipped with lazer eyes and throw fire like dragons achieving its objectives infinite distances with the power to remove them more dangerous they are ...
- Ok got it ... a kind of Rambo poodles ...
- When you play cards with San Pedro ... to play?
Look at the beginning we played poker, but after the matches finished well
fighting each chose to play alone but together at the same table.
- Interesting ... and powerful friend tell me that you get along with San Pedro?
I get along just to hang around with the play station ... which I
to confiscate for a while
- Wauuuu and play games?
Pacman - Play Pacman San Pedro?
Yes, only plays Pacmam
- never played anything else?
not never played anything other than Pacman, since the atari went to play x-box, etc ...
only plays pacman
- Boring no? Yes
boring - and tell me God it feels to be so famous and have people for and against?
Well, nobody is saying gold coin with two faces, I can not be liked
everyone and if the Lord said to him in red who lives in the basement ....
- Ah yes ok, Don Sata ... and what is your favorite color?
The general White and pastel shades
- has white hair and white beard, do not cut them by snob or convenience?
The truth is that once I shave the hair and snuff me but I have zero energy so I instantly grew back, so I just leave it like long beards and locks together for convenience.
- you snob?
A little - a bit like you say that?
is that I am head and I have to be a little snob you know ...
- No, I do not give me an example
fresh from appearing on cathedral churches, Bibles prints, posters, t-shirts, prayers, etc. TV channels. I'm famous is something that I can not help ....
- Ah ok now if I understand, what is the best invention of man?
The Coca Cola
- Seriously, oh my God ... God will surprise me ...
if not surprised ... Coca Cola is very sensitive, I have bubbles on the palate industrial quantities in the sky, and the Pacman, that if there were no pacman San Pedro had left work for a long time .... You know
many years working on duty at the gates of heaven to anyone bored ...
If insurance must be boring and pacman Coke ..... then you smoke or drink?
The truth is that I smoked and did not like but occasionally took a glass of wine
- What's your favorite angel?
Gabriel - And why?
I do not know .. I have a great sense of humor makes me laugh a lot
and you well know ... the smile is life ... Once I asked him to view the angels with something new and brought me to the Victoria Secrets models ... you had seen the San Pedro as was
in red. Pursued all models across the sky to dress with the two poodles in front amenzantes sighing and threatening to fire its laser eyes if not angelic girls put on their coats to cover your lingerie Gabriel jajajaja this is a case ...
- Wuaaa, angels of victory in heaven, I wanted to be there .... well almost the latest, God you eat, when not making coke or
another glass of wine?
Good question, I cosmic bone meal feed of Milky Ways, the occasional black hole
- and eat asteroid or meteorite? Jajaja
my little son asteroids and meteorites are like breadcrumbs for me.
- and that's with galaxies?
As olives ....
- Jajajjaa ... God damn you are a cool guy with a sense of humor
now tell me there life on other planets?, Is that we are
the only creatures that you created?
Well really to put it in a way .... I'm like the internet, and the universe is like the internet. There are places which only I know them and you only know a fraction of what is infinitely larger than the universe, and there are beings who do not know.
- I nteresante God, a taste having shared a heavenly this talk with you and let you
that is you have a busy schedule
If Dani and old man with white beard and white hair, I have many things to do ....
- If you leave before the coming of another deity will take your job, or any other super hero like batman or superman want to save mankind from its misery ...
batman Hahaha dear friend is a fag, in any case I'll take that if superman is a hero who, if entrusted ....
- Haha ok ... Before I forget to ask for a theme to hang on this blog ....
Ok let me think - ok
- already?? Noooo
- already??
nooo (after 10 minutes)
- already?? Noooo or siiii
if I have it tell me baby Red Hot Chili Peppers you think?
- Ok said and done at the request of God tell me baby of chilli
- Bye Bye God
Dani - Merry Christmas, God
Merry Christmas Dani
- Happy New Year God
Happy New Year Dani
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