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Post number 100 Santa

In my post number 100, I will interview the fat man who never takes off her red suit, white beard is not shaving, not wear a tie is famous all Decembers, do not use hair dye, all children love him until they reach 12, you Papa Noel:

- How is Santa Claus?

Well, trying to diet but I like big
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- That is interesting as you diet, jog, go to the gym?
Try
all my dear Dani, I diet, fitness take all the diet shakes etc ... Free igloos to Eskimos did and also went to distribute gifts without using my sleigh pulled by reindeer all ... but I know how I see ... very fuertecito
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- I guess should be a problem to be so big to enter the stacks with those rolls of more ...

So yeah, I was once locked, stuck in the middle of the fire .... I had to use my superpowers and throw me out a fart powered supersonic as gooseneck and continue giving gifts to other home
Merry Christmas jojo jojo happy Christmas.

- And what did you do with the gifts of the house?

.... I put a note
"No more gifts if you do not enlarge the chimney for Santa Claus"
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- So Santa Claus does when he has to work for Santa Claus?


I see TV
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- See TV?

If I see TV
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- What programs do you see? Mexican Telenovelas


jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- lol .... Which is your favorite food and drink?

as hamburgers, tacos and much spicy and drink lots of coca cola
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- But ... and diet?

try to diet but I can not resist the
hamburgers, tacos and Coca cocolo
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- So why try to diet if you do not actually want to do? I

diet to keep me fired from my job
the crisis is fucking ... no work ... Jojo jojo
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- I require a diet then ...

If I give bad image to children
jojo jojo happy Merry Christmas

Christmas - But the children love you so fat as you?

If I know but it is now fashionable to be skinny junkie style, shortie
with yuppie hairstyle or emo style fuchsia
teñidito jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- Really?

If true even want me to shave my hair cut
and has an athletic body, all to no
a hippie look, but a jonas brothers .. Jojo jojo
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?


They're fags jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- You have fear jajaja fired from your job, and if it will
that would work?

If I have fear to be fired from my job if I get fired
... would not do what he did as a young

jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

that made young?

reponedor He worked in a super
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- did not study something besides that?

was not only a super
reponedor neighborhood market ...
until I got older I went to the North Pole
... the other story ....

jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- enter any adult asking you things?

Yes, yes, if only children I write ...

jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

"Seriously ... which is the one you ask?

I asked around but usually

are men who ask me

girls and beer ...

jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

-Wauuuu .... only girls and beer?

ahh and the play station ...

jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

"Girls, beer and play station ...

For girls alone, some cold and play station

jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- Interesting ... well so is the final
any song requests youtube for the crash ...

Aeroplane The Red Hot Chili Peppers

- ok ... Red hot or
so here is the Red hot airplane .....

- Chau Papa Noel!

- Chau Daniel
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

- Merry Christmas Santa Claus Merry Christmas

Daniel
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

You do not know that anything other than
jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas?


not jojo jojo Merry Christmas Merry Christmas